NOT scoring Husband points!
I hear him talking in the kitchen.
It goes like this:
You are so beautiful! I love you!
“I” know who he is talking too, it is a regular conversation
I finish getting dressed and come into the kitchen for breakfast
He smiles lovingly (as I know he did just a few minutes ago) and says:
You are so beautiful! I love you!
I nod my head in my usual disgust and take a sip of my coffee
He looks at me with all innocence on his face and says “yeah I know, it doesn’t mean anything to you because it comes from me”
I no longer bother to reply or explain it to him!
I think a husband should know that using the same words of love and adoration to his wife AND to the family DOG is not a smart thing to do to score Hubby points
Then in rushes my daughter, to grab something quickly for breakfast
…and guess what her father says to her….yup, you guessed it!
You look so beautiful! I love you!
She looks at me and rolls her eyes, as I look back at her and grin
HE looks at both of us and has no idea what he did wrong
and the dog is happy


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Man’s best friend, and for good reason! That’s hilarious. Hey at least he tells you he loves you. I don’t think I say those words to my wife once in a month. I’m just not that kind of person. BUT, I say it to my dog regularly. He he, are you sure you’re not my wife?